1. cakedupandfakedup:

yeah sure I’d love too;)


    yeah sure I’d love too;)

  2. September 2nd with 266 notes / Reblog
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  4. catswithbenefits:

    i dont want a job i just want paychecks

  5. September 2nd with 777,076 notes / Reblog
  6. jean-luc-gohard:

    So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

  7. September 2nd with 75,994 notes / Reblog
  8. reshiham:



    why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

    because then it’ll be a foot


  9. September 2nd with 552,220 notes / Reblog
  10. toxicwinner:

    the smarter you are the more men arent funny 

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  13. thequeerclone:

    the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

  14. September 2nd with 128,880 notes / Reblog
  15. Things you can do to be happier:

    • Go to bed earlier
    • Finish things ahead of time
    • Eat whole-food
    • Exercise
    • Be present
    • Organize
    • Listen to music
    • Think positively
    • Drink lots of water
    • Journal
    • Read
    • Be productive
    • Eat fresh fruit
    • Breathe deeply
    • Go for a bike ride

  16. September 2nd with 126,964 notes / Reblog
  17. woke-up-on-derse:


    imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

    imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

  18. September 2nd with 103,871 notes / Reblog
  19. meymundo:

    Teacher: How did you spend a vacation?

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  21. cupofteaorgtfo:

    Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

  22. September 2nd with 186,226 notes / Reblog
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  24. 67-kaz2y5:

    I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

  25. September 2nd with 290,879 notes / Reblog
  26. titytwochainz:

    every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

  27. August 31st with 572,140 notes / Reblog